I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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