Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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