"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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