butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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