I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Mom said you looked used
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Terrible idea I love it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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