Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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