awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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