I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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