I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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