Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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