Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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