I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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