We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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