our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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