yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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