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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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