Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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