sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Two words: blizzard sex
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
