they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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