Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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