can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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