Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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