She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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