And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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