HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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