She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Come on in and take your pants off
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