So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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