I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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