i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
