And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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