I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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