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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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