plz talk dirty to me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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