Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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