ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We have started to decorate penises.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
