Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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