OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
sex in a hospital.. check
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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