What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
