i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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