I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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