is your mom at the bar?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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