i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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