More tranny stories later!
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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