all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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