I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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