i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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