Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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