I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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