she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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