You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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